Names for metal bands created by us, we faithful servants of The Dark Lord

Satan fail.

darklordservant — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:50:28 +0000

Example of how not to be, fellow servants.

Spring Shall Not Come To This Mortal Earth.

darklordservant — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:08:49 +0000

I Don’t Know Why You Thought This Isolated Cabin Had Electricity

The Butcher God’s Wife

Lake Made of Man

We Will Use Your Corpse To Fertilize The Tree From Which You Hang By Your Neck

Snowdrift Grave

The Vultures Hover

Eternal Exacerbation

Goat’s Milk

The Distance Between Us is Created by the Will of Christ

darklordservant — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:49:29 +0000

The Calls are Coming from Inside the House

Facemelter

This is Where They Found the Children

Victim Flexibility

The Mysterious Cuts and Bruises

You’ve Tested Positive

Pray to Escape Your Current Status as Prey

I Met Her on Facebook

Let Me in the House

Animal Decay

Magnetic Abuse

They Cut the Phones

Skull Parade

This Rugby Team Seems Pretty Hungry

Do unto Your Neighbor as You Would Do onto Your Worst Enemy

darklordservant — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:35:33 +0000

There’s Been an Accident

He Is In Here With Us

The Child is Sleeping

Whatever You Do, Don’t Move

I Am the Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill

Eternal Hunger for Living Blood

Sounds of Cellar

Machine God

Breathe and Live Long Suffering (BALLS)

The Earth Condemned

Satan is Pregnant with Twins

Arms and Legs of Beelzebub

My Face the Pain You Seek

I Will Find You and When I Do I Will Destroy You

Think Terrible Thoughts

Merry Christmas, Your Parents Are Dead

Belial Has the Floor

Inside My Head Lives a Vengeance

Dragon Porn

Dig Me A Grave, Slave

darklordservant — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:32:22 +0000

Lick My Eczema

Bow To Your Dark Ruler Or I Will Make You

Run Over Your Bike With My Truck

Poisoned Tampon

Methyl Ethyl Death

Break The Bottle, Stab The Face

Human Sushi

Blood Cake

Black Baby Processor

Strictly Follow the Path of Destruction and Pain

darklordservant — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 00:44:32 +0000

Empty Syringe

Sexorcist

They’re Feeding

Cheating Whore Girlfriend

Basement Surgery

Death March to Berlin

All Excess Blood Will Be Stored for Later Consumption

Raw Meat

Raw Death

I Will Preserve The Dark Places of The Earth For The Dark Lord’s Return

darklordservant — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 23:11:11 +0000

Satan’s Utopia

Black Dystopia

The Stench Of Babies

Hexxus Is Back

That’s Not Pizza Sauce You Got There

We Shall Dance As He Rises

You Thought There Was A God? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I Made You A Necklace From Your Dead Mother’s Hair

Evil Donut

Human Blender

Take A Hit of This Human Flesh

I’m The Babysitter

I Made A Paper Doll Chain, Of Real People

Blood Bong

Corpse Collection

You Still Kind Of Look Like A Man Even Though I Sawed Off Your Junk And Put It In This Jar

Exit: Your Future

The Dead Will Rise and Then You Are Severely Fucked

darklordservant — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:08:08 +0000

I Am Going to Kill Myself and It’s All Your Fault

You Saw My Head Off and I’ll Saw Off Yours

Venom Fiend

Show Her Your Teeth

Anguish Coma

The Church of Demonic Infancy

Sneaky Uncle

The Blood-Sucking Brady Bunch

Fortress of Chaos

The Kid Won’t Even Be Dead Anymore

Zombies Have Lots of Holes

After a Few Days, We Started to Notice the Smell

darklordservant — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:28:41 +0000

My Damage Is Your Damage Now

Murdering Peanut

Jesus Loves to Face Fuck

I’m Taking You With Me

A Long Fall

My Face After the Crash

Forest of Fury

Needles to Say

Shit Pump

Put the Lotion in the Basket

And for Dessert, You

darklordservant — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:15:37 +0000

Midwives of Doom

Midwives of Fuck

Guantanamo Bay Fuck Party

In God We Thrust

Beast Infection

Corey Is On Fire Today